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Orval Creep n' Hammer

Hey you!  Wanna play a porn game?  Of course you do.  That's why you're here.  Really, at the end of the day, isn't that why... everyone's here?  Think about it, yeah.  Makes sense.


So hey, why not play this one?  You play as a charming fellow named Orval, and his only goal is to bang four young women who have no interest in his penis.

The game is free and (mostly) feature-complete.  It's not finished finished, since there are a few glitches to work out, but other than that and maybe a couple of ports it's all done.  So get to 'er.

There are currently two versions of this program:  A 32-bit Windows version and a 64-bit GNU/Linux version.  The former should run on basically any modern Windows (7+), possibly even XP.  The latter will only run on 64-bit GNU/Linux distributions, and has been tested on Arch Linux, Debian 8.7.1 and Linux Mint 18.something.

Note:  There are currently a couple of known typos in the linux version.  No big deal, just try to pretend they aren't there.

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